Total Medals Earned: 494 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,815 Points
Medals Earned: 12/15 (100/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (300/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without firing a single shot!
Save the day in record time! (Rescue Börte with 2 min to spare)
Reach the second hut by following the sign.
Kill off 13 giants
Beat the game without missing a single shot!
Beat the game without being hit even once. (Dodge or block every enemy)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (135/335 points)
Rebuild your ship
Collect all the biosamples
Beat the boss
Beat the game!
Beat the boss without taking any kind of damage.
Beat the game in one sitting without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (135/135 points)
Finish Level 1 if you can!
Beat level 2
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (95/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 6/17 (80/460 points)
1st use of superbomb
1st S Rank
1st A Rank
Start the game
Finish Round 1
Meet W4-H4
Defeat W4-H4
Talk to all NPCs
Get an S average
Get a C average
Get B average
Get A average
Reach round 10 in arcade mode
Reach round 20 in arcade mode
Reach round 30 in arcade mode
Reach round 40 in arcade mode
Beat arcade mode
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/300 points)
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight